Bob- Look here comes Richard Cory!
Ted- Golly gee!
Cory walks up to them.
Cory- Good evening fellers.
Bob- Hey Cory. Where have you been?
Cory- Oh you know just passing the time. Hey ted what have you been up to?
Ted- Nothing much. Just been thinking of you while im with my wife.
Cory- ...uh im going to go. See ya later.
Bob- Bye.
Cory walks away. Ted checks out Corys fine buttocks.
Cory arrives at his house and goes to check on his most secret project.
Cory- With this time machine i can finally follow jesus's foot steps and go back in time and do my mom. I just need to find my mother thirty years ago and give her the good old shazam. Chicks like that kind of thing.
Cory climbs inside the time machine and sets it to the right date and time.
Time Machine- Beep boop bop boop
Cory vanishes to thirty years back and everything is different.
Cory- Wow! How the times have changed. Oh look my mother! I need catch up with her
Cory runs after his mom and follows her home. Cory knocks on the door and she answers.
Cory- Hey sweetcheeks.
Corys mom- Excuse me!?
Cory- I followed you home.
Corys mom- Aww thats just the sweetest thing any guys ever said to me. Let's make a baby
Cory and his mom make a baby. Cory then hops out the window and runs to his time machine laughing and goes back to the future which is the present.
Cory- Wait why did i want to do this again? Did i really just get freaky with my mom? I should kill myself.
Ted- Golly gee!
Cory walks up to them.
Cory- Good evening fellers.
Bob- Hey Cory. Where have you been?
Cory- Oh you know just passing the time. Hey ted what have you been up to?
Ted- Nothing much. Just been thinking of you while im with my wife.
Cory- ...uh im going to go. See ya later.
Bob- Bye.
Cory walks away. Ted checks out Corys fine buttocks.
Cory arrives at his house and goes to check on his most secret project.
Cory- With this time machine i can finally follow jesus's foot steps and go back in time and do my mom. I just need to find my mother thirty years ago and give her the good old shazam. Chicks like that kind of thing.
Cory climbs inside the time machine and sets it to the right date and time.
Time Machine- Beep boop bop boop
Cory vanishes to thirty years back and everything is different.
Cory- Wow! How the times have changed. Oh look my mother! I need catch up with her
Cory runs after his mom and follows her home. Cory knocks on the door and she answers.
Cory- Hey sweetcheeks.
Corys mom- Excuse me!?
Cory- I followed you home.
Corys mom- Aww thats just the sweetest thing any guys ever said to me. Let's make a baby
Cory and his mom make a baby. Cory then hops out the window and runs to his time machine laughing and goes back to the future which is the present.
Cory- Wait why did i want to do this again? Did i really just get freaky with my mom? I should kill myself.
Cory shoots himself in the head.